Music Video Report

this guy is so wasted

coworkers fooling around in their cubicle. Singing I want it that way. I know it’s not really a review but it’s a really funny video. I am probably going to use this blog to post other stuff as well as music videos and move my reviews to another blog. we’ll see.

This is Get You Home by Shwayze. Shwayze is made up by this white goofy rocker, Cisco and Shwayze, a black rapper from Malibu. This video is based off the movie Sorority Row. I love this “band” because they come up with catchy tunes and witty lines.

0:13- what are they writing?

0:23- I get that this music video is for the “horror” movie about a sorority sister but did they have to show a picture of a dead girl even if you wouldn’t notice it if you weren’t paying attention. In real life this would never happen. a party like this for the recently deceased.

0:48- Thinking about touching it or actually touching it at the moment you said that.

1:10- Apparently dirty walls are a pleasing place for sex. It’s like they are trying to be trashy.

1:42-44- apparently shwayze has a phone like a video game controller

1:58-  advice to ladies if you want to get laid. Show some skin and then immediately the guys will take off their shirt regardless if their interested in you.

2:04- black cloaked guy is either a huge perv or just a really good playa.

2:10- Where did they get pillows?

2:11-PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!

2:12- someone has a bahston accent. (Someody’s cahh)

2:28- SAUSAGE FEST!!!!!!

2:34- Oh it’s Cisco it makes sense. It’s why he was never seen with any other guy in the whole time. I am going with perv still.

2:44- oh now, it’s not creepy because it’s Shwayze and Cisco who were kidnapping them. ig it was any other guy it would be completely creppy.

3:02- I wonder what the dudes are thinking right now. Like where are the chicks? and where did the guys we just saw on the stage go? I would be confused and annoyed as hell if that happened to me.

3:18- Oh that’s what happened outside. I am sure the guys would have figured out that they went to another location in the house.

this song is sexy and creepy at the same time. It’s weird.

Run This Town by Jay-Z and Kanye West while Rihanna sings the chorus. I’ve been obsessed with this song for a while. So it’s fitting that I have this video be my first review.

0:22- It’s funny how if this was shot now, Kanye would be running from the mob instead of leading it.

0:30- Rihanna looks like a crazy muslim but instead of guns, she has gold around her neck.

0:41- Rihanna- “Help, I’m on Fire”

1:04- I don’t get the layout of this place there in. First there outside like a prison would and then there in a tunnel-like cave. Maybe there in a castle, but I doubt it. Looks too ugly.

1:16- The other thing I don’t get is the mob could burn them alive whenever they want. (ANARCHY!!) where are the singer/rapper’s weapons to quiet the mob? I guess the singers are supposed to lead them but then Jay-Z, Kanye and Rihanna should then be walking to someplace, not just standing there kind of awkwardly.

1:21- I wonder what the director was thinking about having everything in black:
Director “So, I think you guys should be in black and also have the mob in black because it’s all black everything”
Jay-Z:”love it”
Rihanna:”that’s cool. just as long as people realize that even though I was beaten almost to death, I can still sing. You know, that Chris is such a lunatic.”
Kanye:”I’mma let you finish but Jason Kidd beat his wife harder than you. HARDER. ”
Yeah!, I went there ;)

1:24- When real mobs walk, they walk in twos.

1:52-Rihanna-“Aww, I can’t see”

2:43-

Ways To Look Cool
Hood while I’m inside:Check
Shades:Check
Fire around me: Check

2:53- who is that guy? My guess is it’s Michael Jackson when he was young but then why would Yeezy wear that? any suggestions

3:06- honestly how does Rihanna see out of those shade?

3:15- Let me see Rihanna must be really warm in this screen cap. I mean she’s carrying a torch while the wall 2 feet from her is burning.

3:35- I get it. you’re angry that Taylor Swift won. But did you have to crack all the windows?
Alright I should stop bashing Kanye on his Taylor Swift remarks. He’s already gotten teased enough. Two references is good for me.

3:52- Yeah, you break that window, (which wasn’t broken before?) because people think you rap to get a rav-4. I don’t know maybe it wasn’t broken before but if a theoretical car robber were to get in the car, don’t you think it would go break the drivers window not the the other seat windows?

3:57 & 4:08- Hey, Kanye can count to 2!!

4:06- Mob: “Yeah, lets all wave our hands in a motion for no reason at all”

4:38-4:43- I never realized how scary eyes were alone, until that segment of the video.

5:12- Yeah, let’s all just act tough by having our arms cross, shades and not smiling at all.

So, that’s it. Overall, this is a good video.